Grand Theft Octo – Download for Free (expired)

Read Grand Theft Octo for free

No strings attached. Absolutely free!

(29th of June) Show’s over folks. Grand Theft Octo has returned to its normal price of $2.99. Hope you grabbed it while you could.

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Free book alert! Free book alert!

My latest novel, Grand Theft Octo, is available to download absolutely free at the moment. This offer won’t last song so be sure to grab your copy while you can.

Click here to download from

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Grand Theft Octo is a dark satire about the world’s most unusual businessman. Here’s a quick synopsis:

When Jonathan Doe is fired from his office job for stealing too much stationery, he becomes an entrepreneur of businesses the world has never seen. After a disastrous start at freelance taxidermy, he moves onto professional octopus teasing. Will he fail again or make his fortune? Is he really a professional or just a con artist? Desperate to succeed, his plans become more outlandish, from stealing theme park mascots at gunpoint to fighting deranged restaurant tycoons. As the enemies he makes seek revenge, both his life and business are threatened, until his world spirals into mayhem and violence. Set in the fictional city of Vestibue, England, Grand Theft Octo is a wild and hilarious ride that strikes at the heart of aspirational culture.
Happy reading. Hope you enjoy. And please do spread the word!

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